School-er pore, shoptahe du din aami jetam Geography-r
tuition nite. Ei ghotonata amaar class seven-e porar shomoykar. July 1990-r
kotha. Aami portam Kolkatar ek naam kora English mediumschool-e. Shedin school
kore aami jothariti gechhi porte. Schooler-i teacher, to onar shonge-i jetaam
aami onar baarite, je hetu amaar baarischool theke besh khanikta durey
ektamofoshwol elakay.( Jai hok, ebaar asholghotonay asha jaak.Shadharonoto,
amader tuition shuru hoto 3:30 theke. To amake praay der ghonta boshe thaakto
hoto amaar teacher-er bari te. Shedin-o aami boshe chhilam onar boshar ghorey
opekkha korchhilamonar fresh hoye ashar. Hothat shuni bhetor theke uni amake
daakchhen, Shibaji, Shibaji, ekbaar shono. ( To aami gelam bhetore dekhte ki
byapar, kintu onakekothao dekhte na peye aami fire aaschhilam abaar boshar
ghorey, hothat kore dekhi bathroom-er dorjata shamanyo faak kore uni mukh-ta
khali baariye amake bolchhen, Ektu oporer drawer-ta khule amake shaban-ta debe?
Kheyal chhilo na je ekhonkar-ta shesh hoye gechhe. ( To aami drawer khule
shaban-ta hate niye guti guti paaye bathroom-er dorjar shaamne giye toka
marte-i uni dorja ta khule dilen ekdom haat kore. Dekhi gaaye shudhu ekta towel
joriye daariye aachhen. She-I amaar prothom oto kaachh theke ordho ulongo naari
dekha. Bujhte-i paarchhen shob ki obostha amaar. Dhon babaji to emonterefure
uthe daralo, je taake pant-er modhye shaamle rakha daayhoye porlo.( Oh! Ei
faanke aami amaar Geography-r teacher-er bornonata ektu diyedi. Dudhey altay
gaayer rong, satin-er moto moshreen gaayer chamra (sheta-r shotto-ta pore
jachai korechhilam, tokhono obdhi dekhe ontoto tai mone hoto), norom tultule
shara shorir,aar pachha khana thik jeno duto Geography-r globe-ke kete ulto
kore boshiye dewa hoyechhe. Kotobar je class-e boshe khichechhi oi shorir-er
kotha bhebe tar yotta nei.( She heno mohila shudhu matro ekta towel, jeta ekta
taanei khule jaabe, joriye amaar shaamne daariye& & .. uffffffff she ki
drishyo !!!!!!!!! Shaban-ta dite giye dekhi thor thor korekaapchhe haat. Sheta
dekhe maagi-r she ki haashi, thaamte-I chaay na.amake jiggesh korlo, Konodin
nyangto meye dekho ni? Aami bollam, Nah! Shei shoubhagyo ekhono hoy ni amaar.
Sheta shune Indrani(maagi-r naam) bollo, Aajke mone hochchhe tomar bhagyo tomar
shonge aachhe. Ei bole she ek taane taar towel khule tarshomosto etodiner dheke
rakha shompotti amaar chokher shaamne mele dhorlo.( Aamar haat pa kaapchhe thor
thor kore, bujhte paarchhi na ki korbo, tobe eta besh bujhta paarchhilam je jai
kori na keno, chokhbondho kora jaabe na; chokh boncho korle khanikkhoner jonye
hole-o shei noyonabhiram drishyo theke bonchito korte hobenijeke. Er modhye
kokhon je Indrani ek taane amake bathroom-er bhetordhukiye niyechhe bujhte-I
paari ni, emon-i ghorey-r modhye chhilam. Bathroom-er bhetordhukiye niye amaar
jama pant khulte arombho korechhe ek ek kore. Prothome amaar t-shirt ta gelo,
tarpor sando genji, tarpor pant ta. Ekhon amaar poridhaane ekmaatro amaar
jaangiyata. Sheta khulte jete-I aami ektu shore gelaam. Tokhon Indrani bollo,
Eta ki thik hochchhe, je aami ekkebaare ulongo hoye daariye thaakbo aar tumi
jaangiye pore thaakbe? Kholo tomaar jaangiya noile kintu aami jol diye bhijiye
debo, tokhon dekhbe moja. Shudhu pant pore baari jete hobe. Er por ki karur
kichhu bolar thaakte paare? Na, ebong amaar-o chhilo na. Oto-eb, ochire-i amaar
poroner shomosto bostro amaar ongo tyag kore Indrani-r bichhanay sthaan grohon
korlo.( Tarpor Indrani amake du haate joriye dhore nijer bukey tene niye khub
aador korte thaaklo aar mukh diye mmmmmmm, aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh,
issssssssshhhhhh eirokom shob awaj ber korte thaaklo. Shei amaar prothomnaarir
chhowa, bujhtei paarchhen ki obostha. Khichte shikhechhi totodin-e, kintu amraa
shokole-i jaani je naari-r chhowa pawa aar nijer haater shhowa pawar modhye ki
parthokyo. Dhon babaji to maal felaar jonye udgreeb hoye nachanachi korchhe.Ei
dhoner nachanachi dekhe Indrani amaar shaamne haatu gereboshe amaar dhontataar
haat diye dhore bhaalo kore dekhte laaglo. Boltelojja nei, kintu boyesh
onupaate amaar dhonta ektu beshi boro-i chhilo, ei 5 moto hobe. Sheta dekhe
Indranibollo, Ufffffffffff, ei boyesh-ei eirom ekta dhon baaniyechho; boyesh
baarle ki korbe, koto boro korbe etake? Babba! Etto boro dhon ei boyeshe
konodin dekhi ni. Ei bole-i she amaar dhonta nijer mukhe purey chok chok kore
chushte shuru korlo. She ki chosha, mone hochchhilo jeno amaar praanta chushe
ber kore nebe. Bhabchhilam ei araam jeno sharajibon dhore chole, ekbaarer
jonye-o jeno dhonta or mukh theke ber na korte hoy, kintu tarki upaay chhilo?
Eke to prothom naari shukh upobhog korchhi, tar opore abaar shei praan ber
korenewa chosha. Du minute-er modhye aami Indrani-r mukhey amaar gorom thok
thokey fyada dhele dilaam aar obaak hoye dekhi she khaanki maagi dibbi dhok
dhok kore giley kheye fello amaar gorom maal.( Maal beriye jawar por Indrani
amake bollo, Tumi to tomaar maal ber kore dibbi anondo pele, ebaar amaar ki
hobe? Amaar guder jol ke khoshabe? Aami bollam je bolo ki korte hobe, aami
cheshta korbo tomaar-o araam kore dite. Byas, shudhu bolar opekkha, shonge
shonge Indrani amake tar shaamne haatu gere boshiye paa duto faak kore bollo,
Amaar gudta chaato, gud chete chete amaar rosh ber kore daao. Aami jibh ber
kore or porishkar kamano guder opor jibhta bolate laglaam aaste aaste. Taate o
bole uthlo, Na, orom bhaabe na. Du haat diye amaar guder paari duto faak kore
dhoro. Hyan, ebaar dekho ekta chhotto botam-er moto jinish dekhte paabe, otar
opor aaste aaste jibh bolao. Jei aami or guder koter (tokhonjantam na ota-ke
kot/clit bole)opor jibh buliyechhi, o ISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH, MORE
GELAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM, UFFFFFFFFFFFFHYAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN BHALO KORE CHAATOOOOOOOOOOO
ei shob bole chechate laaglo aar amaar mathata ek haat diye aaro jore or guder
opor chepedhorte laaglo aar aarek haat diye nijey mai duto moydar dela
makharmoto kore kochlate laaglo. Eirokom khanikhon cholar por hothat.Indrani
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH magooooooooo, amaar rosh beruchchheeeeeeeeeeee. Hyan,
Shibaji,tomar khanki teacher-er guder dhomodto rosh chete kheye felo,
uffffffffffffffff, ki aaraam bole chechate laaglo aar aami onubhob korlam je or
huder bhetor theke amaar jibh-er opor besh jhajhalo aar paanshe marka torol
kichhu eshe porte thaaklo. Prothom-ta ektu ghenna korle-o porer dike dekhlam
besh bhalo-i laagchhilo shaadta, tai jibhta jotota bhetore dhokano shombhob
dhukiye chete chete or guder rosh khete thaklaam. Erpor dujonei bhalo kore
ekshaathe snaan kore beriye oder khaate-r opor shulam aar shuye shuye Indrani-r
mena duto chushte chushte kokhon je ghumiye porechhilam, tar kheyal chhilo na.(
Khanikkhon por ghum jokhon bhanglo, dekhi nishshaash nite paarchhi na, dom
bondho hoye jachchhe. Ki hochchhilo kichhui bujhte paarchhilam na. Onek koshte
chokh khule dekhi Khanki Indrani chok chok kore amaar dhonta chushe cholechhe
aar tar porishkar kamano gudta amaar mukheropor chepe dhorechhe. Ekhon, jehetu
aami khub bhalo chhele, gurujonder kothar omanyo kori na, shehetu aami tar ei
onurodh-tai ba feli ki kore? Tai shonge shonge aami tar makhoner moto guder
opor jibh ta khanikkhon bhalo kore buliye nilam. Tarpor chushte shuru korlam
tar fule fepe otha kot ta. Joto jore aami tar kot chushi, toto jore she-o amaar
dhon choshe aar mukh diye aaaaaaaah mmmmmmmm ufffffffffff erom shob awaj kore.(
Erom kichhukkhon cholar por bujhlam je maagi prochonddo gorom kheyechhe, aar
ebaar chudte chaibe. Tokhon aamiamaar dan haater duto angul or gudermodhye
dhukiye diye jore jore narate laglaam. Maagir gud etto bhije chhilo je amaar
mukher opor or gud theke rosh jhore porchhilo. Ebaar amaar angul duto or gud
theke ber kore aaste aaste or poder futo-r modhye dhokanor cheshta korlam.
Shonge shonge o bole uthlo, Ore saala harami, tui to dekhchhi pakakhelowar. Er
aage kota-ke kheyechhish re? Uffffffffff, erom korle aami je aaj-i tor shonge
paliye jaabo amaar shaamishongshaar chhere. Etto araam aami raakhbo kothay?
Eibole, she amaar pa duto uchu kore amaar poder futo-tajibh diye chaatte laaglo
aar majhe majhe bhetore dhukiye dite laaglo tar jibh-ta. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
!!!! she ki araam, ta bole bojhate paarbo na. Aami tar matha-ta dhore chepe
dhorlam tar mukhta amaar poderfuto-r opore aar she-o tar jibhta shoru kore niye
dhukiye dite laaglo amaar poder futoy. Eibhabe khanikkhoncholar por amra
dujone0i kemon paagol hoye uthlam chodachudi korar jonye. Indrani khaater opor
cheet hoye shuye pa duto faak kore diye amake bollo, Ne ei khaanki maagita-ke
thaap de, fatiye de amaar gud-ta. Aar paarchhi na; amaar ekhon dhon chaai. Ne
na saala harami, taratari dhoka na tor leoda ta amaar guder modhye. Ei bole
maagi amaar dhonta dhore amaketene tar gaayer opor fele dhon-ta nije-i tar
guder mukhe thekiye amake bollo, Ne, ebaar dhukiye de, shaamner dike thelede
tor dhonta. Aami or kotha moto jei shaamner dike pachhata naariyechhi, omni
amaar dhon-ta pochat kore dhuke gelo maagi-r guder modhye. Shei amaarprothom
guder shaad pawa, aar jara aaj obdhi guder shaad peyechhe, taadr nischoi bole
bojhatehobe na ki onubhuti prothom gud marar. Aar jara ekhono paay ni, taader
uddeshye amaar ekta-i boktobyo ---TARATARI GUD-ER SHAAD NAAO tomra ki miss
korchho, sheta bole bojhano jaabe na. jaak ge, amaar kothay aashi.Prothombar
gude dhon dhokano-r onubhuti ---- mone hochchhilo jeno ektaal gorom makhon-er
modhye amaar dhon-ta dhukiye diyechhi.( Dhon dhukiye aami shukh onubhob korchhi
kichchhu nakore. To khanki-ta odhoirjo hoye bole uthlo, Ei gud chudi,dhyan
korchhish naki amaar guder bhetor leoda pure? Thaap de na re baal.Amaar je gud
aar shoite paarchhe na e kutkutani. Thaap diye tar kutkutani komiye de. ( Aami
jiggesh korlam, Thaap dewa maane? ( Indrani bollo, Tor pachha-ta aagu pichhu
kor, taake-i thaap dewa bole. De, thaap de, tor-o araam hobe. ( Aami or kotha
moto pachhata aagu pichhu korte laglaam aar dekhlam, shotti khub araam
hochchhilo. Nije nijedhona khecha aar kono maagi-r gude thaap marar modhyeakash
patal parthokyo. Aami-o komor uthiye uthiyejore jore thaap maarte laglaam
maagi-r gudey aar maagi chitkaar koreuthte laaglo protyek-rta thaapershonge
shonge.( Oh! Hyan, maar maar tor khaanki teacher-er gud maar.
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHki araam dichchhish re khanki-r chhele. Erom araam amaar bor
konodin dite paare ni. ( Hyan, aami tomar gud mere faatiye debo aajke. Rokto
ber kore chharbo, amaar dhoner maal khawabo tomake abaar. ( "De de, amaar
gud mere, faatiye, roktarokti kore de. Tarpor aami tor dhoner maal khaaboabaar"(
Ufffffff, ma gooooooooooooo. Kiaraam khachchhe gotomar khaanki meye-ta. Ei
jonye-i to aami school-e porate jaai. Kochi kochi chhele ene jaate chodate
paari.Ufffffff, amaar guder jol khoshiye debo aami khub shiggiri. Thapate thaak
amake, thapate thaak. ( Aami aaro jore jore thaap dite dite boltelaglaam, Oh!
Maagi,tomar etto heat aami jantaam na. jaanle kobe-I tomaar gud mere ditaam,
tomake amaar dhoner rosh khawatam. Daao daao, tomaar guder jol chhere daao
amaar dhoner opor. ( Ei kotha shonar por Indrani tar duto bota amaar mukher
modhye theshe dhore bollo, Ne ne,khaa, amaar doodh duto khaa; bota duto jore
kaamre dhor, aami tor leoda-r opor amaar guder rosh chharte jachchhi. ( Aami-o
taar mai-er bota duto mukhe niye jore jore kaamre dhorte laglaam, aar jei
kaamre dhorechhi, khaanki-ta AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!, ISSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH korte
korte amaar dhoner opor tar guder rosh chhere dilo. Shei shomoy mone hochchhilo
jeno keusharashi diye chepedhorechhe amaar dhon, etto jore joreor gud amaar
dhonta chepe chepedhorchhilo. Guder rosh ber kore-o dekhi khanki-r aashmete ni,
she tokhon hamagudi diye khaater opor boshe bollo, Aay, amake kukur choda kor.
Kukurer moto kore chod amake pechhon theke.
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